This just in—Cristy and her brother Chad apparently, seized by a spasm of bland commercialism, wrote a new song for Bob Seger: “Against the Grain.”
This important document was just leaked to me… The chorus, well, write it yourself…
All right, bitches.
Check out what I just found:
AGAINST THE GRAIN
We were young and courageous
Had nothing to lose
Stood strong against the authority
And we also paid our dues
Seventeen years old
Not a care in the world
Our backs against the wall
Ready to unwhirl
The best years of my life
Never played by the rules
Tearing down walls
Always played the fools

Bob Seger performs at the Country Music Hall of Fame Inductions on Sunday, Oct. 21, 2012 in Nashville, Tenn. (Photo by Wade Payne/Invision/AP)