Rock Geek Chic Album Review Generator

Secret Technique by Cristy Scoggins stolen from her notebook by William Gillespie

This tool will help you invoke the secrets of Cristy to write your album review by your deadline. Now, remember: for the sake of journalistic integrity, every music reviewer must always listen to the music they review. Before they review it. Before they even start to review it.

So, since journalistic integrity is for journalists, and music is for orchestras, and this is rock, instead type in the album title, the name of a single songwriter, and the titles of the first three tracks, to prove to your editor that you have in fact chosen the correct disc.

Better yet, make up a new band. That's the only sure way to discover and break new talent. Extra indy cred if you invent a self-deprecating label name.

BAND NAME
ALBUM NAME
SONGWRITER NAME
TRACK 1
TRACK 2
TRACK 3

Note: William is not a journalist or a programmer. If this program crashes, simply label your album as “experimental,” find a review of something with Yoko Onowailing and/or Thurston Moore violating his guitar with a drumstick, and steal the good parts.

 


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